It's not your fault you were fucking lied to. It is your fault you take everything at face value like you do.
[Thanks???]
And since you always take everything on the nose, I need to go verify the claims myself.
[He is still in his Denial phase, or... somewhere between denial and anger as it were. He does not plan to hit the other stages of grief because none of this is real, thanks.]
[He knows you're going to stop him from being a bitch but also don't stop him from being a bitch he needs to figure out what this woman's PROBLEM is! (Kanda's ability to craft a narrative when he doesn't like something is truly impressive.)]
Let me tie my hair back and grab a coat, and we'll go.
--What? Now? [ Allen stands up, letting go of Tim who promptly schlorps into his smaller form to sit on Allen's head instead. ] You don't have any concept of "cooling off" do you??? At least give yourself some time to collect your goddamn thoughts, Kanda!
My thoughts are collected. [He has decided that this woman is a liar and that he hates her. Which is going to be a super funny conversation to have when he's inevitably pointed out as "that bratty kid that had a mad crush on my son", huh.] I'm cooled off.
[He is none of these things and he'll probably see Lily and start screaming.]
Cooled as Hell, maybe! [ He knows those eyes, Kanda. Those aren't the eyes of someone who's gonna be fuckin' cool. ]
I'm not letting you go out like this, you moppet. Let's just get some breakfast, at the very least. Then maybe I'll take you - though I think some training or... or something physical would do you good. Maybe go for a run or... sword training or something.
I'm fucking fine. [You're bitchy, you're neurodivergent, and you need breakfast.] But fine, if it helps you sleep at night. There's a dojo south of the river.
[He hates you. He hates your stupid doe-eyes he hates the fact that he falls for this shit every time and he hates that you're one-upping him AGAIN because of your stupid ass face and—]
[ Well, it's one way to get your Kanda to calm down! He figures he's still pissed. Still figuring out his emotions, still... very likely wanting to punch a wall. All the same, Allen smiles. ]
Brilliant! Then, I'll see you downstairs. [ Allen gives a little wave, and makes for the door so he can go see about making them food. Tim will peel off of him and land on Kanda's bed, making Allen pause for just a moment to see if that was an accident, but continues on when he realizes Tim is just... being Tim.
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[Thanks???]
And since you always take everything on the nose, I need to go verify the claims myself.
[He is still in his Denial phase, or... somewhere between denial and anger as it were. He does not plan to hit the other stages of grief because none of this is real, thanks.]
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[ Not a question. He looks at Kanda here, deathly serious. ]
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[He knows you're going to stop him from being a bitch but also don't stop him from being a bitch he needs to figure out what this woman's PROBLEM is! (Kanda's ability to craft a narrative when he doesn't like something is truly impressive.)]
Let me tie my hair back and grab a coat, and we'll go.
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My thoughts are collected. [He has decided that this woman is a liar and that he hates her. Which is going to be a super funny conversation to have when he's inevitably pointed out as "that bratty kid that had a mad crush on my son", huh.] I'm cooled off.
[He is none of these things and he'll probably see Lily and start screaming.]
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I'm not letting you go out like this, you moppet. Let's just get some breakfast, at the very least. Then maybe I'll take you - though I think some training or... or something physical would do you good. Maybe go for a run or... sword training or something.
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I'm fucking fine. [You're bitchy, you're neurodivergent, and you need breakfast.] But fine, if it helps you sleep at night. There's a dojo south of the river.
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Then you’re saying you’ll come with me there before we see her?
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I guess.
[grrr grrrrrrr hiss snarl bite]
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Brilliant! Then, I'll see you downstairs. [ Allen gives a little wave, and makes for the door so he can go see about making them food. Tim will peel off of him and land on Kanda's bed, making Allen pause for just a moment to see if that was an accident, but continues on when he realizes Tim is just... being Tim.
Left with your thoughts for now, Kanda! ]